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    August 06, 2021

    It’s way harder if you just memorize. Programmer Humor

    It’s way harder if you just memorize.

    Posted: 06 Aug 2021 08:23 AM PDT

    Shit post..

    Posted: 06 Aug 2021 08:08 AM PDT

    Don't think I ever shared this when I got it but it aged well enough!

    Posted: 06 Aug 2021 10:27 AM PDT

    Found and fixed! This guy is awesome I should upvo... Oh wait!

    Posted: 05 Aug 2021 10:37 PM PDT

    Obviously it’s a trap

    Posted: 05 Aug 2021 11:44 PM PDT

    How testers use the code

    Posted: 06 Aug 2021 11:20 AM PDT

    Drop tables ������

    Posted: 06 Aug 2021 01:59 AM PDT

    What would be your move ��

    Posted: 06 Aug 2021 01:36 PM PDT

    Version control...can anyone relate?

    Posted: 06 Aug 2021 04:25 AM PDT

    The absolute chad

    Posted: 06 Aug 2021 12:15 AM PDT

    bad choice of words

    Posted: 06 Aug 2021 10:36 AM PDT

    Work from home vs. Work from the office

    Posted: 06 Aug 2021 12:21 AM PDT

    Inspired by son_lux_

    Posted: 06 Aug 2021 12:21 PM PDT

    Humm it’s a mystery

    Posted: 06 Aug 2021 01:57 PM PDT

    The two programmer Stank Faces

    Posted: 06 Aug 2021 08:07 AM PDT

    Just duct tape the code for now

    Posted: 06 Aug 2021 08:18 AM PDT

    When a writer becomes a DBA

    Posted: 06 Aug 2021 06:15 AM PDT

    Just html things.

    Posted: 06 Aug 2021 06:10 AM PDT

    Wish it didn't take like 3 hours for 10 lines tho

    Posted: 06 Aug 2021 02:48 AM PDT

    Programmer pickup lines I've collected these past few months

    Posted: 06 Aug 2021 07:00 AM PDT

    1. If they made you in C, you would have a pointer to my heart!
    2. let me be your CSS to your HTML
    3. Fork my heart because I'm ready to commit
    4. I've spent so much time working with computers, you bet I know how to turn things on
    5. I must be an exception because you have sure caught me.
    6. Are you a double? The thought of you always floats inside my head.
    7. Hey girl did u lose a timestamp coz i am pretty sure its DateTime.now();
    8. "Date me because I have side projects instead of side chicks"
    9. If I pull and push it in, know that I am already committing.
    10. with all the variables in life...baby can you be my constant...
    11. Are you https?? Bcz without you I'm just ://
    12. Are you a function? Let me call you.
    13. Girl are you CSS? Cause you got class
    14. It works on my end
    15. We can merge, without conflicts!
    16. Are you a keyboard, cause you're my type
    17. May I append my surname to your name?
    18. You are my bug in my code coz i spend all my time on you
    19. My object is oriented towards you.
    20. Are you an exception? Let me catch you.
    21. Are you a semicolon, because you totally completing me!
    22. Can you be my html because i will give my body to you
    23. You are my number 0
    24. Me += You
    25. Are you double? You always float inside my head.
    26. I can't wait to inject my SQL into your application layer.
    27. I always forget ; because I want to end it with you
    28. Hlo r u gril?
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    ensuring quality hurts a lot

    Posted: 05 Aug 2021 08:08 PM PDT

    Github Copilot is pretty cool, but I don't want to be this honest about my code

    Posted: 06 Aug 2021 09:31 AM PDT

    This is a sad moment for frontend devs that don't know SQL

    Posted: 06 Aug 2021 02:35 PM PDT

    Pulling in work

    Posted: 06 Aug 2021 09:46 AM PDT

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