Big brain game Programmer Humor

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• Big brain game
• Damn those race conditions!
• No no this actually makes sense
• Threading? What's that?
• Did any body done this?
• When the project manager is worried about security, programmer:
• It's also ok to be an HTML programmer
• Developers Night Life
• Day 2 of wfh and things are getting pretty weird. The guy I'm supposed to pair with gets pretty annoyed if I don't pay him attention, but most of what he says about my code is unintelligible. He also seems to never get past the login screen on his computer. I don't think he's getting any work done.
• Someone please pick this Jira ticket
• This was me during October ngl
• My multithreaded application
• I should have written this with the switch statement
• Keep your commas at their place!
• I propose a physics simulation solution for a problem as hard as IsEven()
• When the world tells you to stay indoors and work remotely
• Var_1, Var_2, ...
• Every programmer’s favorite moment of the day
• Just like the simulations
• Increment
• Me Asking Question :)
• Every time ����‍♂️
• The backend at work be like...

Big brain game Posted: 13 Mar 2020 06:00 AM PDT submitted by /u/Bird_Song [link] [comments]

Damn those race conditions! Posted: 13 Mar 2020 11:12 AM PDT submitted by /u/Uni_Omni [link] [comments]

No no this actually makes sense Posted: 13 Mar 2020 05:10 AM PDT submitted by /u/After_Sunshine [link] [comments]

Threading? What's that? Posted: 13 Mar 2020 08:44 AM PDT submitted by /u/theCumCatcher [link] [comments]

Did any body done this? Posted: 13 Mar 2020 10:07 AM PDT submitted by /u/kAcom24 [link] [comments]

When the project manager is worried about security, programmer: Posted: 13 Mar 2020 01:55 AM PDT submitted by /u/towernter [link] [comments]

It's also ok to be an HTML programmer Posted: 13 Mar 2020 01:27 PM PDT submitted by /u/towernter [link] [comments]

Developers Night Life Posted: 13 Mar 2020 11:29 AM PDT submitted by /u/amitarora5423 [link] [comments]

Day 2 of wfh and things are getting pretty weird. The guy I'm supposed to pair with gets pretty annoyed if I don't pay him attention, but most of what he says about my code is unintelligible. He also seems to never get past the login screen on his computer. I don't think he's getting any work done. Posted: 13 Mar 2020 09:08 AM PDT submitted by /u/ramdesh [link] [comments]

Someone please pick this Jira ticket Posted: 13 Mar 2020 12:03 PM PDT submitted by /u/Confidenceismyname [link] [comments]

This was me during October ngl Posted: 13 Mar 2020 06:32 AM PDT submitted by /u/renegod777 [link] [comments]

My multithreaded application Posted: 13 Mar 2020 03:01 AM PDT submitted by /u/Rezvon [link] [comments]

I should have written this with the switch statement Posted: 13 Mar 2020 11:06 AM PDT submitted by /u/RitaDallaChiesa [link] [comments]

Keep your commas at their place! Posted: 13 Mar 2020 10:53 AM PDT submitted by /u/lowercase1024 [link] [comments]

I propose a physics simulation solution for a problem as hard as IsEven() Posted: 13 Mar 2020 08:40 AM PDT submitted by /u/Jackle1127 [link] [comments]

When the world tells you to stay indoors and work remotely Posted: 13 Mar 2020 06:09 AM PDT submitted by /u/MAGA_WALL_E [link] [comments]

Var_1, Var_2, ... Posted: 13 Mar 2020 07:06 AM PDT submitted by /u/AlexEliot [link] [comments]

Every programmer’s favorite moment of the day Posted: 13 Mar 2020 01:51 PM PDT submitted by /u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan [link] [comments]

Just like the simulations Posted: 13 Mar 2020 06:58 AM PDT submitted by /u/cmill0733 [link] [comments]

Increment Posted: 13 Mar 2020 05:02 AM PDT submitted by /u/alexander_by [link] [comments]

Me Asking Question :) Posted: 13 Mar 2020 03:40 AM PDT submitted by /u/amazing7design [link] [comments]

Every time ����‍♂️ Posted: 13 Mar 2020 09:36 AM PDT submitted by /u/dhillii [link] [comments]

The backend at work be like... Posted: 13 Mar 2020 11:39 AM PDT submitted by /u/foe_to [link] [comments]

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