Stackoverflow is god Programmer Humor

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• Stackoverflow is god
• The first time I coded in Go
• First week in a professional development role
• Yoda is wise
• Interesting theory
• Oh how I wish this wasn't based off of real experience
• Developer: I'd need a couple of weeks to refactor the big mess we have and fill our technical debt before we move forward Manager: that's impossible I can give you no more than 1 or 2 days, otherwise we will miss the next deadline Developer: ok, done
• "If sci-fi movies were realistic"
• They should've added time traveler to the qualifications
• Ironic
• Thought quoting 3 hours was overdoing it.
• Someone leaked the code that runs this subreddit
• Idk id this goes here...
• Native App Master Race
• Finally got to hit her with the OR gate
• Actual representation of time spent programming
• There is always another bug...
• Who needs the do it now when you can just wait?
• How to scare JavaScript devs
• Current mood
• Yes.
• Always happens
• I too agree that JavaScript should have age restrictions
• Is this even possible?
• Is ++ allowed in Python?

Stackoverflow is god Posted: 10 Oct 2019 05:06 AM PDT submitted by /u/someone1010101 [link] [comments]

The first time I coded in Go Posted: 10 Oct 2019 08:46 AM PDT submitted by /u/DracoctiX [link] [comments]

First week in a professional development role Posted: 09 Oct 2019 08:43 PM PDT submitted by /u/DeltaPositionReady [link] [comments]

Yoda is wise Posted: 09 Oct 2019 10:44 PM PDT submitted by /u/DiscoStu42 [link] [comments]

Interesting theory Posted: 10 Oct 2019 02:16 AM PDT submitted by /u/Magnus_dot [link] [comments]

Oh how I wish this wasn't based off of real experience Posted: 10 Oct 2019 05:03 AM PDT submitted by /u/Swajalisduf [link] [comments]

Developer: I'd need a couple of weeks to refactor the big mess we have and fill our technical debt before we move forward Manager: that's impossible I can give you no more than 1 or 2 days, otherwise we will miss the next deadline Developer: ok, done Posted: 10 Oct 2019 02:16 AM PDT submitted by /u/programming-nerd [link] [comments]

"If sci-fi movies were realistic" Posted: 09 Oct 2019 04:11 PM PDT submitted by /u/GeorgeWalt [link] [comments]

They should've added time traveler to the qualifications Posted: 09 Oct 2019 11:54 PM PDT submitted by /u/GlenTheGreat [link] [comments]

Ironic Posted: 10 Oct 2019 03:20 AM PDT submitted by /u/ImSolay [link] [comments]

Thought quoting 3 hours was overdoing it. Posted: 10 Oct 2019 11:53 AM PDT submitted by /u/K_Ver [link] [comments]

Someone leaked the code that runs this subreddit Posted: 10 Oct 2019 06:16 AM PDT submitted by /u/marten_aap2_0 [link] [comments]

Idk id this goes here... Posted: 10 Oct 2019 02:00 PM PDT submitted by /u/raginpsycho [link] [comments]

Native App Master Race Posted: 10 Oct 2019 06:56 AM PDT submitted by /u/CocoaTouchGuru [link] [comments]

Finally got to hit her with the OR gate Posted: 10 Oct 2019 11:21 AM PDT submitted by /u/Bread_Sheep [link] [comments]

Actual representation of time spent programming Posted: 10 Oct 2019 09:45 AM PDT submitted by /u/thicco_catto [link] [comments]

There is always another bug... Posted: 10 Oct 2019 01:22 PM PDT submitted by /u/mare_02_ [link] [comments]

Who needs the do it now when you can just wait? Posted: 10 Oct 2019 09:59 AM PDT submitted by /u/myname_isben [link] [comments]

How to scare JavaScript devs Posted: 10 Oct 2019 10:59 AM PDT submitted by /u/delta_charlie_2511 [link] [comments]

Current mood Posted: 10 Oct 2019 02:37 PM PDT submitted by /u/c0ndy [link] [comments]

Yes. Posted: 09 Oct 2019 08:46 PM PDT submitted by /u/NaCl_Ye [link] [comments]

Always happens Posted: 10 Oct 2019 05:09 AM PDT submitted by /u/Olmo2 [link] [comments]

I too agree that JavaScript should have age restrictions Posted: 10 Oct 2019 05:21 AM PDT submitted by /u/bobpiranha [link] [comments]

Is this even possible? Posted: 10 Oct 2019 01:58 PM PDT submitted by /u/the_mistrustful [link] [comments]

Is ++ allowed in Python? Posted: 10 Oct 2019 10:52 AM PDT submitted by /u/cucaraton [link] [comments]

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