Microsoft Java Programmer Humor

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• Microsoft Java
• Found this floating around
• A special Algorithm, that was made with machine learning.
• Cries when the changelog says package has been deprecated ;(
• Have you ascended yet?
• 'Tis the season
• Just as simple as that...
• I feel for Luigi
• Presented without comment.
• Roses are red, violets are blue. Blue screen of death is waiting for you
• Oh, yes!:)
• Especially when it happens 2 or 3 times consecutively.
• Valentine’s card my friend recieved
• The MATLAB experience
• Programming in C be like...
• READ!
• Goddamn right
• And then we do it all over again
• When every issue are high priority
• A friend sent me this
• Credit: Randall Munroe, xkcd
• Thanks Bitbucket
• 1 or 2 new features won't hurt
• Me counting to 5 in binary like...

Microsoft Java Posted: 04 Oct 2019 12:24 PM PDT submitted by /u/Nero8 [link] [comments]

Found this floating around Posted: 04 Oct 2019 05:13 AM PDT submitted by /u/that_arcane_fella [link] [comments]

A special Algorithm, that was made with machine learning. Posted: 04 Oct 2019 07:00 AM PDT submitted by /u/GeorgeWalt [link] [comments]

Cries when the changelog says package has been deprecated ;( Posted: 04 Oct 2019 04:38 AM PDT submitted by /u/TopCoder1729 [link] [comments]

Have you ascended yet? Posted: 04 Oct 2019 12:51 PM PDT submitted by /u/julsmanbr [link] [comments]

'Tis the season Posted: 04 Oct 2019 07:27 AM PDT submitted by /u/EngrToday [link] [comments]

Just as simple as that... Posted: 03 Oct 2019 07:46 PM PDT submitted by /u/TusharJB007 [link] [comments]

I feel for Luigi Posted: 04 Oct 2019 09:50 AM PDT submitted by /u/DiscoStu42 [link] [comments]

Presented without comment. Posted: 04 Oct 2019 06:52 AM PDT submitted by /u/koloqial [link] [comments]

Roses are red, violets are blue. Blue screen of death is waiting for you Posted: 04 Oct 2019 01:45 AM PDT submitted by /u/dragonav98 [link] [comments]

Oh, yes!:) Posted: 04 Oct 2019 04:28 AM PDT submitted by /u/Meddisson [link] [comments]

Especially when it happens 2 or 3 times consecutively. Posted: 04 Oct 2019 12:23 PM PDT submitted by /u/dogaroobarks [link] [comments]

Valentine’s card my friend recieved Posted: 04 Oct 2019 05:49 AM PDT submitted by /u/Lucaslhm [link] [comments]

The MATLAB experience Posted: 04 Oct 2019 08:29 AM PDT submitted by /u/TheGreatCabbage2 [link] [comments]

Programming in C be like... Posted: 04 Oct 2019 06:36 AM PDT submitted by /u/the_mistrustful [link] [comments]

READ! Posted: 04 Oct 2019 12:19 PM PDT submitted by /u/TheGoodApolloIV [link] [comments]

Goddamn right Posted: 04 Oct 2019 11:33 AM PDT submitted by /u/akshay_pewfan [link] [comments]

And then we do it all over again Posted: 04 Oct 2019 12:04 AM PDT submitted by /u/Darth_Toxess [link] [comments]

When every issue are high priority Posted: 04 Oct 2019 03:14 PM PDT submitted by /u/Manutlo [link] [comments]

A friend sent me this Posted: 04 Oct 2019 08:56 AM PDT submitted by /u/LederhosenSep [link] [comments]

Credit: Randall Munroe, xkcd Posted: 04 Oct 2019 12:48 PM PDT submitted by /u/Icy_Flurry [link] [comments]

Thanks Bitbucket Posted: 04 Oct 2019 02:21 AM PDT submitted by /u/MrSn1ck3rs [link] [comments]

1 or 2 new features won't hurt Posted: 04 Oct 2019 01:17 PM PDT submitted by /u/_farziengineer_ [link] [comments]

Me counting to 5 in binary like... Posted: 04 Oct 2019 07:55 AM PDT submitted by /u/scorchedearthpolicy1 [link] [comments]

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