May the merge begin! Programmer Humor

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• May the merge begin!
• Why I stopped posting to StackOverflow
• Dundersoft Inc.
• I'm not going to steal a mac...
• No realer words have ever been send. Credit to r/forgotdudesname
• Too much pain
• This sub in a nutshell
• Every. Single. Onboarding.
• Most of the people in the office
• [x-post r/2healthbars] Recursion
• new hire problems
• Only finishing a code project at 4 AM
• Got bored at work today
• Coming back with a vengeance
• Hmm... Do we have a problem here?
• No truer words have ever been mailed. Credit to r/idunno.
• Are you AI-powered?
• ������������
• Photoshop is for nerds boys
• This utilities company only lets me pay via credit card online, then demands a 3.5% fee for "convenience" despite it being the only stated method. The good news is that they allow multiple payments towards a single bill, so guess who wrote a script to make 1,785 payments of 14 cents...
• Dark mode users only
• I want you to want me
• StackOverflow is awesome
• Thanks for helping me pretend I know how to code

May the merge begin! Posted: 19 Sep 2019 05:21 AM PDT submitted by /u/unsocialmarlin [link] [comments]

Why I stopped posting to StackOverflow Posted: 19 Sep 2019 03:19 AM PDT submitted by /u/bree_dev [link] [comments]

Dundersoft Inc. Posted: 18 Sep 2019 10:38 PM PDT submitted by /u/hortonhearsaboo [link] [comments]

I'm not going to steal a mac... Posted: 19 Sep 2019 10:13 AM PDT submitted by /u/MaleficentComputer [link] [comments]

No realer words have ever been send. Credit to r/forgotdudesname Posted: 18 Sep 2019 07:25 PM PDT submitted by /u/get_lit_bruh [link] [comments]

Too much pain Posted: 19 Sep 2019 04:59 AM PDT submitted by /u/behindthedash [link] [comments]

This sub in a nutshell Posted: 19 Sep 2019 11:44 AM PDT submitted by /u/Nayatto [link] [comments]

Every. Single. Onboarding. Posted: 19 Sep 2019 02:51 PM PDT submitted by /u/RAISIN_BRAN_DINOSAUR [link] [comments]

Most of the people in the office Posted: 19 Sep 2019 02:16 PM PDT submitted by /u/matthewesp [link] [comments]

[x-post r/2healthbars] Recursion Posted: 19 Sep 2019 10:29 AM PDT submitted by /u/cocohead781 [link] [comments]

new hire problems Posted: 19 Sep 2019 09:08 AM PDT submitted by /u/OminousLatinWord [link] [comments]

Only finishing a code project at 4 AM Posted: 19 Sep 2019 02:08 AM PDT submitted by /u/SoppingAtom279 [link] [comments]

Got bored at work today Posted: 19 Sep 2019 03:54 AM PDT submitted by /u/BlueFrenchHornThief [link] [comments]

Coming back with a vengeance Posted: 19 Sep 2019 12:22 PM PDT submitted by /u/x1sc0 [link] [comments]

Hmm... Do we have a problem here? Posted: 19 Sep 2019 02:43 PM PDT submitted by /u/enexorb [link] [comments]

No truer words have ever been mailed. Credit to r/idunno. Posted: 19 Sep 2019 06:18 AM PDT submitted by /u/shelvac2 [link] [comments]

Are you AI-powered? Posted: 19 Sep 2019 06:43 AM PDT submitted by /u/thisisspeedway [link] [comments]

������������ Posted: 19 Sep 2019 04:54 AM PDT submitted by /u/Deonteaus [link] [comments]

Photoshop is for nerds boys Posted: 19 Sep 2019 03:40 PM PDT submitted by /u/Untraceab1e [link] [comments]

This utilities company only lets me pay via credit card online, then demands a 3.5% fee for "convenience" despite it being the only stated method. The good news is that they allow multiple payments towards a single bill, so guess who wrote a script to make 1,785 payments of 14 cents... Posted: 18 Sep 2019 03:41 PM PDT submitted by /u/JmacTheGreat [link] [comments]

Dark mode users only Posted: 19 Sep 2019 12:59 PM PDT submitted by /u/terminallance45 [link] [comments]

I want you to want me Posted: 19 Sep 2019 07:48 AM PDT submitted by /u/youmightbeinterested [link] [comments]

StackOverflow is awesome Posted: 19 Sep 2019 02:35 PM PDT submitted by /u/ammarsalman94 [link] [comments]

Thanks for helping me pretend I know how to code Posted: 19 Sep 2019 03:49 AM PDT submitted by /u/JDude13 [link] [comments]

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