Dev Human Programmer Humor

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• Dev Human
• <?php echo "send help" ?>
• Working with machine learning be like
• Algorithm
• Running the program again after debugging for five hours
• I have way too much free time
• Programming Features! Lol
• When you declare properties and don't typedef [OC]
• For once, it works.
• When stand-ups should be lie-downs
• For me its C++, but I wanna try basic assembly too
• When you're in a dark room at a conference watching a presentation and the presenter switches from a slide with a dark themed ide to a white background web page
• The Coding Conventions are more what you call guidelines, than actual rules
• Go away dad. I don't want this.
• True...
• They'll always find a way
• This would have been downvoted/removed to trash here but apparently it is trending in r/jokes
• Deep Learning is dank af
• When Siri uses highly advanced machine learning algorithms trained on thousands of hours of audio to parse “Confirm my UPS address”
• Loop once
• The hardest choices require the strongest wills...
• Python 3 in its natural habitat
• Can someone please fix my spaghetti code
• The bug on client's hat ��, too real.

Dev Human Posted: 01 May 2019 11:43 AM PDT submitted by /u/xMOxROx [link] [comments]

<?php echo "send help" ?> Posted: 01 May 2019 11:03 AM PDT submitted by /u/100mcg [link] [comments]

Working with machine learning be like Posted: 01 May 2019 05:08 AM PDT submitted by /u/anshul_negi [link] [comments]

Algorithm Posted: 01 May 2019 09:59 AM PDT submitted by /u/platinum-python [link] [comments]

Running the program again after debugging for five hours Posted: 01 May 2019 12:58 PM PDT submitted by /u/jestamarl [link] [comments]

I have way too much free time Posted: 01 May 2019 09:04 AM PDT submitted by /u/vaelris [link] [comments]

Programming Features! Lol Posted: 01 May 2019 02:22 AM PDT submitted by /u/AudStoryTeller [link] [comments]

When you declare properties and don't typedef [OC] Posted: 01 May 2019 09:15 AM PDT submitted by /u/KINGodfather [link] [comments]

For once, it works. Posted: 01 May 2019 05:33 AM PDT submitted by /u/IHaveRedditAlready_ [link] [comments]

When stand-ups should be lie-downs Posted: 01 May 2019 12:06 PM PDT submitted by /u/cougaranddark [link] [comments]

For me its C++, but I wanna try basic assembly too Posted: 01 May 2019 06:26 AM PDT submitted by /u/MESuperbia [link] [comments]

When you're in a dark room at a conference watching a presentation and the presenter switches from a slide with a dark themed ide to a white background web page Posted: 01 May 2019 02:22 PM PDT submitted by /u/andrewsmd87 [link] [comments]

The Coding Conventions are more what you call guidelines, than actual rules Posted: 01 May 2019 02:55 PM PDT submitted by /u/MehNameless [link] [comments]

Go away dad. I don't want this. Posted: 01 May 2019 01:32 PM PDT submitted by /u/Skabaduda [link] [comments]

True... Posted: 01 May 2019 03:09 PM PDT submitted by /u/xexixx [link] [comments]

They'll always find a way Posted: 01 May 2019 03:38 PM PDT submitted by /u/PsychoPicasso [link] [comments]

This would have been downvoted/removed to trash here but apparently it is trending in r/jokes Posted: 01 May 2019 06:56 AM PDT submitted by /u/firefistz [link] [comments]

Deep Learning is dank af Posted: 01 May 2019 07:16 AM PDT submitted by /u/schludy [link] [comments]

When Siri uses highly advanced machine learning algorithms trained on thousands of hours of audio to parse “Confirm my UPS address” Posted: 01 May 2019 09:26 AM PDT submitted by /u/EhWardo [link] [comments]

Loop once Posted: 01 May 2019 08:09 AM PDT submitted by /u/harrybanda [link] [comments]

The hardest choices require the strongest wills... Posted: 01 May 2019 11:32 AM PDT submitted by /u/GMDMelonYT [link] [comments]

Python 3 in its natural habitat Posted: 01 May 2019 08:42 AM PDT submitted by /u/KarmaKrusader [link] [comments]

Can someone please fix my spaghetti code Posted: 30 Apr 2019 11:21 PM PDT submitted by /u/got_bricked [link] [comments]

The bug on client's hat ��, too real. Posted: 30 Apr 2019 07:49 PM PDT submitted by /u/betika015 [link] [comments]

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