When you ask your girl to make you a sandwich and she actually does Programmer Humor

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• When you ask your girl to make you a sandwich and she actually does
• our technology is too primitive
• Hey, thanks Microsoft!
• Found it on Facebook, seems Positive
• We don't need no fancy iterators
• Found this on r/trashy thought you all might like it
• The hardest part is getting it just right
• I'm so sorry little one
• Reading the documentation and solving issues..
• I have a feeling consumers will be disappointed with the results...
• Who said I need CLRS?
• Black mirror knows what's up
• Shipping a perfect project
• Just found this at work...
• Not sure if I can remember the quick sort concept or the dance more
• refactor: kill yourself
• Dont even know why I ask..
• For Google this.�� is a number
• How do you turn it on again?
• Those bastards...
• Hadn't heard this one before...made me exhale sharply out my nose
• Programming Guru

When you ask your girl to make you a sandwich and she actually does Posted: 07 Jan 2019 02:38 AM PST submitted by /u/IchBinFan [link] [comments]

our technology is too primitive Posted: 07 Jan 2019 01:34 PM PST submitted by /u/iambrj [link] [comments]

Hey, thanks Microsoft! Posted: 07 Jan 2019 01:35 PM PST submitted by /u/diddlybopshubop [link] [comments]

Found it on Facebook, seems Positive Posted: 07 Jan 2019 10:37 AM PST submitted by /u/theujjwalsingh [link] [comments]

We don't need no fancy iterators Posted: 07 Jan 2019 02:02 PM PST submitted by /u/GeneReddit123 [link] [comments]

Found this on r/trashy thought you all might like it Posted: 07 Jan 2019 10:15 AM PST submitted by /u/RedShift777 [link] [comments]

The hardest part is getting it just right Posted: 07 Jan 2019 01:51 PM PST submitted by /u/SuperVillainPresiden [link] [comments]

I'm so sorry little one Posted: 07 Jan 2019 01:47 PM PST submitted by /u/sand-which [link] [comments]

Reading the documentation and solving issues.. Posted: 07 Jan 2019 10:47 AM PST submitted by /u/python_collective [link] [comments]

I have a feeling consumers will be disappointed with the results... Posted: 07 Jan 2019 12:16 PM PST submitted by /u/paxbowlski [link] [comments]

Who said I need CLRS? Posted: 06 Jan 2019 04:40 PM PST submitted by /u/simondvt [link] [comments]

Black mirror knows what's up Posted: 07 Jan 2019 07:16 AM PST submitted by /u/alephpixel [link] [comments]

Shipping a perfect project Posted: 07 Jan 2019 01:23 AM PST submitted by /u/taran95ichi [link] [comments]

Just found this at work... Posted: 07 Jan 2019 09:06 AM PST submitted by /u/flyerzrule [link] [comments]

Not sure if I can remember the quick sort concept or the dance more Posted: 07 Jan 2019 04:42 AM PST submitted by /u/Thammarith [link] [comments]

refactor: kill yourself Posted: 07 Jan 2019 01:02 PM PST submitted by /u/batman_q [link] [comments]

Dont even know why I ask.. Posted: 07 Jan 2019 02:37 PM PST submitted by /u/Stiebi [link] [comments]

For Google this.�� is a number Posted: 07 Jan 2019 09:53 AM PST submitted by /u/ABelli99 [link] [comments]

How do you turn it on again? Posted: 07 Jan 2019 03:34 PM PST submitted by /u/NormenYu [link] [comments]

Those bastards... Posted: 07 Jan 2019 04:25 AM PST submitted by /u/loox37 [link] [comments]

Hadn't heard this one before...made me exhale sharply out my nose Posted: 07 Jan 2019 01:41 PM PST submitted by /u/thebryguy23 [link] [comments]

Programming Guru Posted: 07 Jan 2019 04:15 AM PST submitted by /u/basselcheaib [link] [comments]

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