3 billion you say? Programmer Humor

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• 3 billion you say?
• Poor guy
• Googling your problems
• That's just IntelliJ indexing
• Startup Lyfe
• Sounds huuuge ��
• guys! guys I found new cool library!1!!1 ����
• Yesterday was my birthday at my new company. They wrote me a card with a hand-drawn cover of a cat (my mother's cat that I have in my Slack profile picture). The first few days here, I was reviewing some old PRs and finished many of them with "needs a rebase".
• User Research by designers
• Just going to divert my eyes to the windshield now...
• My Favorite Hexadecimal Combination
• Surprises me every time
• You think QBasic is useless, eh?
• If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If you still don't, then catch
• Agile Development Techniques
• Is this quantum computing?
• I should be working instead of making memes
• Mom wants to code too!
• Dumbasses
• Programming Alone VS Programming while someone watches
• r/NoSleep • Nightmare Fuel
• thank u, next (build)
• While trying to talk to someone who plays node.js and python they stopped and asked me "what is memory?" and I was reminded of this from XKCD.
• Trusty copy-paste
• Too true

3 billion you say? Posted: 08 Nov 2018 07:41 AM PST submitted by /u/sirreldar [link] [comments]

Poor guy Posted: 08 Nov 2018 05:45 AM PST submitted by /u/Astr0l [link] [comments]

Googling your problems Posted: 08 Nov 2018 09:36 AM PST submitted by /u/TheBootsCool [link] [comments]

That's just IntelliJ indexing Posted: 07 Nov 2018 09:59 PM PST submitted by /u/Schrodingers_Cow [link] [comments]

Startup Lyfe Posted: 08 Nov 2018 09:14 AM PST submitted by /u/zwhitchcox [link] [comments]

Sounds huuuge �� Posted: 08 Nov 2018 01:11 AM PST submitted by /u/llevon [link] [comments]

guys! guys I found new cool library!1!!1 ���� Posted: 08 Nov 2018 05:27 AM PST submitted by /u/HitmaNeK [link] [comments]

Yesterday was my birthday at my new company. They wrote me a card with a hand-drawn cover of a cat (my mother's cat that I have in my Slack profile picture). The first few days here, I was reviewing some old PRs and finished many of them with "needs a rebase". Posted: 08 Nov 2018 07:55 AM PST submitted by /u/i-am-qix [link] [comments]

User Research by designers Posted: 08 Nov 2018 10:32 AM PST submitted by /u/heliumsingh [link] [comments]

Just going to divert my eyes to the windshield now... Posted: 08 Nov 2018 09:55 AM PST submitted by /u/hatsiepatsie [link] [comments]

My Favorite Hexadecimal Combination Posted: 08 Nov 2018 10:27 AM PST submitted by /u/Impurity_ [link] [comments]

Surprises me every time Posted: 08 Nov 2018 12:53 PM PST submitted by /u/Aakara [link] [comments]

You think QBasic is useless, eh? Posted: 08 Nov 2018 02:43 AM PST submitted by /u/SreenikethanI [link] [comments]

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If you still don't, then catch Posted: 08 Nov 2018 10:24 AM PST submitted by /u/inahst [link] [comments]

Agile Development Techniques Posted: 07 Nov 2018 11:53 PM PST submitted by /u/bobvader2001 [link] [comments]

Is this quantum computing? Posted: 07 Nov 2018 07:48 PM PST submitted by /u/swelllizard [link] [comments]

I should be working instead of making memes Posted: 08 Nov 2018 12:12 PM PST submitted by /u/skitiz [link] [comments]

Mom wants to code too! Posted: 08 Nov 2018 06:38 AM PST submitted by /u/FeralChapstick [link] [comments]

Dumbasses Posted: 08 Nov 2018 03:10 PM PST submitted by /u/Thumbs0fDestiny [link] [comments]

Programming Alone VS Programming while someone watches Posted: 08 Nov 2018 01:40 PM PST submitted by /u/Ridadhn [link] [comments]

r/NoSleep • Nightmare Fuel Posted: 08 Nov 2018 01:11 PM PST submitted by /u/LzrBim [link] [comments]

thank u, next (build) Posted: 08 Nov 2018 05:12 AM PST submitted by /u/CarlColglazier [link] [comments]

While trying to talk to someone who plays node.js and python they stopped and asked me "what is memory?" and I was reminded of this from XKCD. Posted: 08 Nov 2018 10:02 AM PST submitted by /u/lank3y [link] [comments]

Trusty copy-paste Posted: 08 Nov 2018 10:20 AM PST submitted by /u/IndividualCow [link] [comments]

Too true Posted: 08 Nov 2018 01:55 PM PST submitted by /u/GreenPiizza [link] [comments]

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