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• The ultimative guide to project management
• Sneaky
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• Linux User
• Why are you running?
• Javascript developers
• That darn fox strikes again...
• Behemoth? Yes, he be.
• Unmasking emulator wizardry
• Please use the proper term ��
• Picking interview question tutorials on youtube
• I see a man of culture
• How to ruin your friend's day
• hello world
• The most important vscode settings
• Don't you just hate not being able to change variables in YOUR OWN PROGRAM?! Take control with this function. Impress your professors, C++ students!
• How do you most efficiently calculate the optimal arrangement of a set of points in an enclosed space such there is the greatest possible total distance between every point and all of its neighbors?
• Named a temp pointer to 'willy' so every time I do garbage collection, I free willy
• "Java Query"
• The only way to sign up, apparently.
• I taught myself HTML today... Time well spent.
• This Fox is the sneakiest
• When you don't even have the requirement document, but your manager asks for status on the software...

The ultimative guide to project management Posted: 30 Sep 2018 08:21 AM PDT submitted by /u/haskellogy [link] [comments]

Sneaky Posted: 30 Sep 2018 03:09 AM PDT submitted by /u/Kagia001 [link] [comments]

Tags.Add(PostTags.Meta); Posted: 30 Sep 2018 06:52 AM PDT submitted by /u/-Reddit_Account- [link] [comments]

Linux User Posted: 30 Sep 2018 01:13 PM PDT submitted by /u/vovalucky [link] [comments]

Why are you running? Posted: 30 Sep 2018 01:35 PM PDT submitted by /u/Ethda2 [link] [comments]

Javascript developers Posted: 30 Sep 2018 09:31 AM PDT submitted by /u/obsabs [link] [comments]

That darn fox strikes again... Posted: 30 Sep 2018 04:47 AM PDT submitted by /u/Cs_Acat [link] [comments]

Behemoth? Yes, he be. Posted: 30 Sep 2018 09:16 AM PDT submitted by /u/the7key [link] [comments]

Unmasking emulator wizardry Posted: 30 Sep 2018 06:18 AM PDT submitted by /u/UC101 [link] [comments]

Please use the proper term �� Posted: 30 Sep 2018 01:43 PM PDT submitted by /u/soda_party_euw [link] [comments]

Picking interview question tutorials on youtube Posted: 29 Sep 2018 07:47 PM PDT submitted by /u/sozzZ [link] [comments]

I see a man of culture Posted: 30 Sep 2018 07:40 AM PDT submitted by /u/BonesCrap [link] [comments]

How to ruin your friend's day Posted: 30 Sep 2018 10:08 AM PDT sed -i 'y/ABEZHIKMNOPTYXo;/ΑΒΕΖΗΙΚΜΝΟΡΤΥΧο;/' * This replaces all those English letters (and semicolon) to the identical looking Greek equivalents (the codepoints are all different) in every file in the current directory. Warning: This processes in place. Just in case, you can undo it with: sed -i 'y/ΑΒΕΖΗΙΚΜΝΟΡΤΥΧο;/ABEZHIKMNOPTYXo;/' * submitted by /u/cbbuntz [link] [comments]

hello world Posted: 30 Sep 2018 06:21 AM PDT submitted by /u/Sodium1111 [link] [comments]

The most important vscode settings Posted: 30 Sep 2018 01:30 PM PDT submitted by /u/freewilly666 [link] [comments]

Don't you just hate not being able to change variables in YOUR OWN PROGRAM?! Take control with this function. Impress your professors, C++ students! Posted: 30 Sep 2018 09:47 AM PDT submitted by /u/StuartBotfield [link] [comments]

How do you most efficiently calculate the optimal arrangement of a set of points in an enclosed space such there is the greatest possible total distance between every point and all of its neighbors? Posted: 30 Sep 2018 03:40 PM PDT Give a group of programmers in a room desks with wheels. submitted by /u/FalseTruism [link] [comments]

Named a temp pointer to 'willy' so every time I do garbage collection, I free willy Posted: 30 Sep 2018 03:26 PM PDT ​ https://i.redd.it/r7h16vhwbgp11.png submitted by /u/cephei42 [link] [comments]

"Java Query" Posted: 30 Sep 2018 07:10 AM PDT submitted by /u/Exourion [link] [comments]

The only way to sign up, apparently. Posted: 30 Sep 2018 07:46 AM PDT submitted by /u/gaseousfang_ [link] [comments]

I taught myself HTML today... Time well spent. Posted: 30 Sep 2018 12:21 AM PDT submitted by /u/Jimothy_Halbert [link] [comments]

This Fox is the sneakiest Posted: 30 Sep 2018 01:54 PM PDT submitted by /u/nerdbert [link] [comments]

When you don't even have the requirement document, but your manager asks for status on the software... Posted: 30 Sep 2018 10:20 AM PDT submitted by /u/TheLonePawn [link] [comments]

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