When you ask your british friend what that unmoving black thing is Programmer Humor

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• When you ask your british friend what that unmoving black thing is
• When the build fails..
• Using libraries
• Ladies and Gentlemen, my C professor. ~1000 lines of code, I'm tempted to write it without white space.
• HAHA YES
• The "Anyone But Richard M Stallman" license
• How it feels starting out
• 3 billion devices run j++
• There... I said it.
• Evolution of testing strategies
• What do you think about this book? Should I buy it?
• FrontendDev 2014 vs 2018
• W3schools got it
• nope
• If interviews were as vague as technical documents are about their products
• Am I using this Vim thing right?
• Programmer’s Elevator
• My girlfriend is like JavaScript
• Treat Warnings As Errors
• "Skip this version". He he.
• Skinner contemplates Javascript
• Recursive RAS (Redundant Acronym Syndrome)
• truer words have never been spoke

When you ask your british friend what that unmoving black thing is Posted: 23 Apr 2018 07:52 AM PDT submitted by /u/Willielilja [link] [comments]

When the build fails.. Posted: 23 Apr 2018 09:18 AM PDT submitted by /u/I_AM_KARN [link] [comments]

Using libraries Posted: 23 Apr 2018 12:45 PM PDT submitted by /u/ZoxxMan [link] [comments]

Ladies and Gentlemen, my C professor. ~1000 lines of code, I'm tempted to write it without white space. Posted: 22 Apr 2018 09:11 PM PDT submitted by /u/Angetenar [link] [comments]

HAHA YES Posted: 23 Apr 2018 07:10 AM PDT submitted by /u/justPPPPP [link] [comments]

The "Anyone But Richard M Stallman" license Posted: 23 Apr 2018 06:50 AM PDT submitted by /u/der_iraner [link] [comments]

How it feels starting out Posted: 23 Apr 2018 12:37 PM PDT submitted by /u/r2-de-queue [link] [comments]

3 billion devices run j++ Posted: 23 Apr 2018 02:40 AM PDT submitted by /u/talkingDesk [link] [comments]

There... I said it. Posted: 23 Apr 2018 03:05 PM PDT submitted by /u/cadeyoung [link] [comments]

Evolution of testing strategies Posted: 23 Apr 2018 07:49 AM PDT submitted by /u/jxf [link] [comments]

What do you think about this book? Should I buy it? Posted: 23 Apr 2018 12:11 AM PDT submitted by /u/Thestormeffect [link] [comments]

FrontendDev 2014 vs 2018 Posted: 23 Apr 2018 08:19 AM PDT submitted by /u/Johnobo [link] [comments]

W3schools got it Posted: 23 Apr 2018 02:49 AM PDT submitted by /u/davidep99 [link] [comments]

nope Posted: 23 Apr 2018 12:12 AM PDT submitted by /u/SadError256 [link] [comments]

If interviews were as vague as technical documents are about their products Posted: 23 Apr 2018 10:05 AM PDT Interviewer: "So, can you tell me about your experience?" Me: "Asdfman123 helps find solutions by connecting people and enabling various critical work-related processes." Interviewer: "Okay, so what would you say you're best at?" Me: "Offering a rich set of turnkey solutions, including the facilitation of business-critical workflows with seamless integration." Interviewer: "I don't know what you're talking about." Me: "Asdfman123 is a one-stop shop solving crucial cloud-enabled business needs. To learn more, please read my documentation, Getting Started With Asdfman123." Puts stack of pages on the table. "Did you find this conversation helpful?" submitted by /u/asdfman123 [link] [comments]

Am I using this Vim thing right? Posted: 22 Apr 2018 08:12 PM PDT submitted by /u/trevtheforthdev [link] [comments]

Programmer’s Elevator Posted: 23 Apr 2018 08:21 AM PDT submitted by /u/saurabhred [link] [comments]

My girlfriend is like JavaScript Posted: 23 Apr 2018 04:17 AM PDT She is really functional, but when something's wrong - she'll never tell me submitted by /u/olek37 [link] [comments]

Treat Warnings As Errors Posted: 23 Apr 2018 04:39 AM PDT submitted by /u/fred_smulavich [link] [comments]

"Skip this version". He he. Posted: 23 Apr 2018 04:45 AM PDT submitted by /u/to_er [link] [comments]

Skinner contemplates Javascript Posted: 23 Apr 2018 10:46 AM PDT submitted by /u/FilthyZMePlease [link] [comments]

Recursive RAS (Redundant Acronym Syndrome) Posted: 23 Apr 2018 08:37 AM PDT submitted by /u/sumotori_xbox [link] [comments]

truer words have never been spoke Posted: 23 Apr 2018 01:27 PM PDT submitted by /u/thatblokewiththehat [link] [comments]

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