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• My little brother summed up the entire software industry in one sentence
• Looks like a fun update
• Refactorman!
• The bane of my existence
• Currently at the bottom of the iceberg. Hope to find a way soon
• Three engineers are on a road trip
• My first year at job and have learned this. Credit: Game of Codes fb page
• My intellisense was provided by Gollum today
• Talking to Myself In the Comments
• Front-End is the path to the dark side.
• Linux said it, not me
• RIT_IRL
• Me irl
• Freshly downloaded Firefox tries to take me to Mozilla.com on first open...
• They treat it like it's almost "looking for someone that does anal"
• What's New? PSA
• Who needs pathfinding algorithms when you can implement a hundred conditionals
• AWS Rekognition is fooled by classic Sir Bearington disguise
• Huge is a bit of a understatement??
• How to commit.
• Guys literally only want one thing...

My little brother summed up the entire software industry in one sentence Posted: 28 Feb 2018 07:48 AM PST "How's your first programming job out of college?" "There are systematic failures at every level of management, but it's fun when I'm coding." submitted by /u/CodeManReports [link] [comments]

Looks like a fun update Posted: 28 Feb 2018 10:17 AM PST submitted by /u/AlexViereck [link] [comments]

Refactorman! Posted: 27 Feb 2018 10:35 PM PST submitted by /u/vivs007 [link] [comments]

The bane of my existence Posted: 28 Feb 2018 10:04 AM PST submitted by /u/allvoid [link] [comments]

Currently at the bottom of the iceberg. Hope to find a way soon Posted: 28 Feb 2018 06:03 AM PST submitted by /u/sinhyperbolica [link] [comments]

Three engineers are on a road trip Posted: 28 Feb 2018 11:14 AM PST Three engineers - a mechanical engineer, and electrical engineer, and a software engineer - are about to go on a road trip. They get into the car, but it won't start. The mechanical engineer says "Let me check the starter." The electrical engineer says "Let me make sure the battery is connected." The software engineer rolls his eyes and says "Before we do anything else, let's all just get out of the car and then get back in." submitted by /u/randomentity1 [link] [comments]

My first year at job and have learned this. Credit: Game of Codes fb page Posted: 28 Feb 2018 12:08 AM PST submitted by /u/sinhyperbolica [link] [comments]

My intellisense was provided by Gollum today Posted: 28 Feb 2018 02:15 AM PST submitted by /u/caramelwafer [link] [comments]

Talking to Myself In the Comments Posted: 28 Feb 2018 12:39 PM PST submitted by /u/Tokkemon [link] [comments]

Front-End is the path to the dark side. Posted: 28 Feb 2018 12:21 AM PST submitted by /u/0b51d14n [link] [comments]

Linux said it, not me Posted: 28 Feb 2018 01:00 PM PST submitted by /u/Hackerdude [link] [comments]

RIT_IRL Posted: 27 Feb 2018 08:32 PM PST submitted by /u/MasterChief_John-117 [link] [comments]

Me irl Posted: 28 Feb 2018 03:34 PM PST submitted by /u/ZakharH [link] [comments]

Freshly downloaded Firefox tries to take me to Mozilla.com on first open... Posted: 28 Feb 2018 10:13 AM PST submitted by /u/Zalabar7 [link] [comments]

They treat it like it's almost "looking for someone that does anal" Posted: 28 Feb 2018 04:02 AM PST submitted by /u/pedro_ftw [link] [comments]

What's New? PSA Posted: 28 Feb 2018 08:12 AM PST submitted by /u/CreativeTechGuyGames [link] [comments]

Who needs pathfinding algorithms when you can implement a hundred conditionals Posted: 28 Feb 2018 04:03 AM PST submitted by /u/Honno [link] [comments]

AWS Rekognition is fooled by classic Sir Bearington disguise Posted: 28 Feb 2018 03:56 AM PST submitted by /u/Trancespline [link] [comments]

Huge is a bit of a understatement?? Posted: 28 Feb 2018 12:14 PM PST submitted by /u/alpha-201 [link] [comments]

How to commit. Posted: 28 Feb 2018 10:45 AM PST submitted by /u/Algorev [link] [comments]

Guys literally only want one thing... Posted: 28 Feb 2018 12:22 PM PST submitted by /u/mkopinsky [link] [comments]

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