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    January 05, 2018

    I use this diagram a lot at work as a software developer Programmer Humor

    I use this diagram a lot at work as a software developer

    Posted: 05 Jan 2018 07:54 AM PST

    The S in Intel stands for security.

    Posted: 05 Jan 2018 04:26 AM PST

    University floors start at zero

    Posted: 05 Jan 2018 06:15 AM PST

    Learning any language in a shell.

    Posted: 04 Jan 2018 08:53 PM PST

    Yea, totally solid

    Posted: 05 Jan 2018 03:26 AM PST

    What do oppressive regimes and modern CPUs have in common?

    Posted: 05 Jan 2018 08:02 AM PST

    Speculative execution

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    Love the enthusiasm

    Posted: 04 Jan 2018 05:53 PM PST

    Flaw? What Flaw? There is no Flaw!

    Posted: 04 Jan 2018 07:08 PM PST

    Just a typical Friday working with JS

    Posted: 05 Jan 2018 08:41 AM PST

    Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House? [Classic]

    Posted: 05 Jan 2018 12:32 AM PST

    Ideas

    Posted: 05 Jan 2018 10:47 AM PST

    They could've at least added lastName

    Posted: 05 Jan 2018 02:36 PM PST

    A day in the life

    Posted: 04 Jan 2018 08:24 PM PST

    The holy Unix time was here, where is the ceremony at?

    Posted: 05 Jan 2018 03:27 AM PST

    Python Starter Pack

    Posted: 05 Jan 2018 09:32 AM PST

    Secure Construction Works

    Posted: 05 Jan 2018 03:50 AM PST

    When you take someone else’s project from github in order to get a good grade in your CS assignment

    Posted: 05 Jan 2018 01:08 PM PST

    What I deal with when I get to my parents for the weekend

    Posted: 05 Jan 2018 06:16 AM PST

    I'm home for the weekend at my parents house and I'm sitting in the living room with my laptop working on a database when I accidentally dropped a table which I didn't need to (the table that should be dropped survived that). So of course I started cursing and asked my mom to get me another coffee.

    We at home drink coffee regularly and when we do we usually sit together for about 10 minutes and catch up on what everybody is doing. Therefor I had to quit what I was doing and leave it or later. My father told us about the work he had done. My mom told us about the recipes she found that morning. Then it was my turn. I told them that the project was going well but that I just deleted part of a database which I should not have and that I was just working on fixing that problem.

    I don't know what went trough my mothers mind but she suddenly became frustrated and started yelling at me: "So is this why we send you to university, no wonder you can't find a real job!", Mind you my mother knows shit about computers.

    I ask her what the hell is going on and why she was acting so weird. My mom literally replied with: "I just find it weird that they have taught you all this programming stuff, but they didn't taught you that you can just undo an action with ctrl-z".

    At that point I lost it...

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    Heaviest objects in the universe

    Posted: 05 Jan 2018 01:10 PM PST

    When the hash table is really good

    Posted: 05 Jan 2018 03:26 AM PST

    Who would win?

    Posted: 04 Jan 2018 03:26 PM PST

    When a co-worker refactors "your" project

    Posted: 05 Jan 2018 02:12 PM PST

    "raw code"

    Posted: 05 Jan 2018 07:41 AM PST
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