On the whiteboard of my programming class today. Programmer Humor

---

• On the whiteboard of my programming class today.
• United Airlines forces you to select premade answers to your security questions
• Getting a job at Apple
• Down to two
• How to create meme.html
• The truth about web developers
• How my clients store their dates
• The Cycle
• Yesterday my school’s network had “root” users all over it.
• Recruiters are asking weirder and weirder questions these days.
• How to divide by 3
• Poor Bruce :(
• I guess factory produced more than one instance of singleton
• A Programmer walks into an ice cream shop. He says "I'll have a float", then pauses.
• My coworker just visited our room
• Apparently someone has read my JS code
• Technological wreath (x-post r/mildly interesting)
• "Legacy code"
• java gets it
• One can never leave
• When the guy next to you types "boolbean" instead of "boolean"
• Programming ninja? Try programming alchemist: Rust embedded in Crystal running on Java
• Why did they even hire me.
• Uno knows how it goes

On the whiteboard of my programming class today. Posted: 01 Dec 2017 08:36 AM PST submitted by /u/vim2meta [link] [comments]

United Airlines forces you to select premade answers to your security questions Posted: 01 Dec 2017 10:05 AM PST submitted by /u/deliteplays [link] [comments]

Getting a job at Apple Posted: 30 Nov 2017 08:37 PM PST submitted by /u/CodeManReports [link] [comments]

Down to two Posted: 01 Dec 2017 10:13 AM PST submitted by /u/trogdor_the_tiger [link] [comments]

How to create meme.html Posted: 01 Dec 2017 03:51 AM PST submitted by /u/newzth [link] [comments]

The truth about web developers Posted: 01 Dec 2017 03:33 AM PST submitted by /u/Bromidium [link] [comments]

How my clients store their dates Posted: 01 Dec 2017 08:28 AM PST submitted by /u/loogawa [link] [comments]

The Cycle Posted: 30 Nov 2017 08:09 PM PST submitted by /u/skywardkitten [link] [comments]

Yesterday my school’s network had “root” users all over it. Posted: 01 Dec 2017 03:57 AM PST submitted by /u/surg4u1975 [link] [comments]

Recruiters are asking weirder and weirder questions these days. Posted: 01 Dec 2017 12:03 PM PST submitted by /u/MentorMateDotCom [link] [comments]

How to divide by 3 Posted: 01 Dec 2017 10:17 AM PST submitted by /u/turticus [link] [comments]

Poor Bruce :( Posted: 01 Dec 2017 11:10 AM PST submitted by /u/Lordmau5 [link] [comments]

I guess factory produced more than one instance of singleton Posted: 01 Dec 2017 02:53 AM PST submitted by /u/happySquirrel000 [link] [comments]

A Programmer walks into an ice cream shop. He says "I'll have a float", then pauses. Posted: 01 Dec 2017 01:31 PM PST "Actually, make it a double." submitted by /u/setibeings [link] [comments]

My coworker just visited our room Posted: 01 Dec 2017 07:57 AM PST She said: "It's so quiet and you have no decorations. It looks like a prison cell" I love this workplace ♥ submitted by /u/iSeriousNoob [link] [comments]

Apparently someone has read my JS code Posted: 01 Dec 2017 02:12 PM PST submitted by /u/zimonitrome [link] [comments]

Technological wreath (x-post r/mildly interesting) Posted: 01 Dec 2017 02:45 AM PST submitted by /u/Jazzooi21 [link] [comments]

"Legacy code" Posted: 01 Dec 2017 04:21 AM PST submitted by /u/as-com [link] [comments]

java gets it Posted: 01 Dec 2017 04:34 AM PST submitted by /u/Maji-_- [link] [comments]

One can never leave Posted: 01 Dec 2017 02:45 PM PST submitted by /u/Swerthing [link] [comments]

When the guy next to you types "boolbean" instead of "boolean" Posted: 01 Dec 2017 06:37 AM PST submitted by /u/JJagaimo [link] [comments]

Programming ninja? Try programming alchemist: Rust embedded in Crystal running on Java Posted: 01 Dec 2017 12:01 PM PST submitted by /u/mannotbear [link] [comments]

Why did they even hire me. Posted: 01 Dec 2017 06:35 AM PST submitted by /u/James_Keenan [link] [comments]

Uno knows how it goes Posted: 01 Dec 2017 12:45 PM PST submitted by /u/kurantti_hirvi [link] [comments]

You are subscribed to email updates from Programmer Humor. To stop receiving these emails, you may unsubscribe now.	Email delivery powered by Google
Google, 1600 Amphitheatre Parkway, Mountain View, CA 94043, United States