Every single time we go to production Programmer Humor

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• Every single time we go to production
• No problem, boss
• How to kill all processes
• Frontend security be like
• Much more trustworthy than the documentation
• A bug is a bug and needs to be fixed
• I can't sleep
• My code in real life
• This Happens to Me, What about You??
• Frontend security being like...
• What did you say?
• A little Pygame humor
• Cant sleep..
• When you're no beginner anymore so you get no errors
• Hello world!
• Pushing that bug fix to prod and calling it a day.
• Three database admins walk into a NoSQL bar
• you dont say?
• Ah, I see you're a programming language of culture as well
• Trust me, I know what I am talking about
• Parkour!
• I'm working on my own "artificial intelligence" based on what I learned about it in this subreddit
• Reading it in my mind like: Not stands for not, and stands for and, or stands for or ...
• If you don't use scratch you're just a hater

Every single time we go to production Posted: 05 May 2019 03:20 AM PDT submitted by /u/sillyV [link] [comments]

No problem, boss Posted: 05 May 2019 06:10 AM PDT submitted by /u/Iamgoodandyouare [link] [comments]

How to kill all processes Posted: 05 May 2019 10:13 AM PDT submitted by /u/Marv1374 [link] [comments]

Frontend security be like Posted: 05 May 2019 12:46 PM PDT submitted by /u/Dashing231 [link] [comments]

Much more trustworthy than the documentation Posted: 05 May 2019 08:11 AM PDT submitted by /u/Fry_Em_Up [link] [comments]

A bug is a bug and needs to be fixed Posted: 05 May 2019 06:58 AM PDT submitted by /u/merdianii [link] [comments]

I can't sleep Posted: 05 May 2019 10:37 AM PDT submitted by /u/grandsbay [link] [comments]

My code in real life Posted: 05 May 2019 09:53 AM PDT submitted by /u/A_Person2005 [link] [comments]

This Happens to Me, What about You?? Posted: 05 May 2019 03:53 AM PDT submitted by /u/updownvizzii [link] [comments]

Frontend security being like... Posted: 05 May 2019 06:28 AM PDT submitted by /u/ginesortiz [link] [comments]

What did you say? Posted: 05 May 2019 07:50 AM PDT submitted by /u/bsimas [link] [comments]

A little Pygame humor Posted: 05 May 2019 12:44 PM PDT submitted by /u/PotatoLord1207 [link] [comments]

Cant sleep.. Posted: 05 May 2019 02:00 PM PDT submitted by /u/bebesiege [link] [comments]

When you're no beginner anymore so you get no errors Posted: 05 May 2019 09:40 AM PDT submitted by /u/MESuperbia [link] [comments]

Hello world! Posted: 05 May 2019 11:39 AM PDT submitted by /u/MrBakbanaan [link] [comments]

Pushing that bug fix to prod and calling it a day. Posted: 05 May 2019 05:34 AM PDT submitted by /u/landerton [link] [comments]

Three database admins walk into a NoSQL bar Posted: 05 May 2019 08:37 AM PDT They soon walk out because they couldn't find a table. submitted by /u/SreesanthTakesIt [link] [comments]

you dont say? Posted: 05 May 2019 11:08 AM PDT submitted by /u/ddub1711 [link] [comments]

Ah, I see you're a programming language of culture as well Posted: 05 May 2019 10:41 AM PDT submitted by /u/Chroneis [link] [comments]

Trust me, I know what I am talking about Posted: 05 May 2019 07:37 AM PDT submitted by /u/DifferentAstronaut [link] [comments]

Parkour! Posted: 05 May 2019 12:18 PM PDT submitted by /u/BitterIdeal5 [link] [comments]

I'm working on my own "artificial intelligence" based on what I learned about it in this subreddit Posted: 05 May 2019 02:09 PM PDT submitted by /u/JustATensai [link] [comments]

Reading it in my mind like: Not stands for not, and stands for and, or stands for or ... Posted: 05 May 2019 04:30 AM PDT submitted by /u/pulwaamiuk [link] [comments]

If you don't use scratch you're just a hater Posted: 04 May 2019 07:45 PM PDT submitted by /u/DiscoStu42 [link] [comments]

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