backend squirrel Programmer Humor

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• backend squirrel
• 5+ years of experience required!!
• Recruiters: Guess it's a no
• "Relax, I will change it before commiting."
• *ahem*. No.
• I always pronounced it “q-yoo-yoo”
• World's most helpful error message
• Shower thought: Humans implement the alphabet as a linked list
• The true infinity stones
• The basics
• Sophisticated programming language.
• _
• Found on r/choosingbeggars
• It really do be like that
• That'd be one hell of a class
• Rule 101
• scanf, still stuck in the space-character continuum
• This is what peak programming looks like
• Dependency sucks, give me independency.
• PHP
• Is it really a good solution if it doesn't cause an error?
• First world problems
• I’ve got a PHony Pony BASICally made of glue /awkward%20attempt%20at%20funny%20title.html

backend squirrel Posted: 18 May 2019 02:58 AM PDT submitted by /u/SusuKacangSoya [link] [comments]

5+ years of experience required!! Posted: 18 May 2019 07:50 AM PDT submitted by /u/krupzdesai [link] [comments]

Recruiters: Guess it's a no Posted: 18 May 2019 07:27 AM PDT submitted by /u/Kooixh [link] [comments]

"Relax, I will change it before commiting." Posted: 18 May 2019 07:06 AM PDT submitted by /u/coubron [link] [comments]

*ahem*. No. Posted: 18 May 2019 11:53 AM PDT submitted by /u/EpicShiba1 [link] [comments]

I always pronounced it “q-yoo-yoo” Posted: 18 May 2019 01:45 PM PDT submitted by /u/agamemnons [link] [comments]

World's most helpful error message Posted: 18 May 2019 12:28 PM PDT submitted by /u/rufus_alpha [link] [comments]

Shower thought: Humans implement the alphabet as a linked list Posted: 18 May 2019 07:14 AM PDT submitted by /u/jabbathehutt1234 [link] [comments]

The true infinity stones Posted: 18 May 2019 05:03 AM PDT submitted by /u/mader527 [link] [comments]

The basics Posted: 18 May 2019 06:42 AM PDT submitted by /u/frellus [link] [comments]

Sophisticated programming language. Posted: 18 May 2019 11:06 AM PDT submitted by /u/savage_traveler [link] [comments]

_ Posted: 18 May 2019 10:33 AM PDT submitted by /u/zachthompson02 [link] [comments]

Found on r/choosingbeggars Posted: 18 May 2019 11:38 AM PDT submitted by /u/thealexxx [link] [comments]

It really do be like that Posted: 18 May 2019 02:41 AM PDT submitted by /u/eldzis [link] [comments]

That'd be one hell of a class Posted: 18 May 2019 02:49 AM PDT submitted by /u/ApoorvWatsky [link] [comments]

Rule 101 Posted: 18 May 2019 06:28 AM PDT submitted by /u/Joel0802 [link] [comments]

scanf, still stuck in the space-character continuum Posted: 18 May 2019 03:35 AM PDT submitted by /u/Prajjwal_Pistachio [link] [comments]

This is what peak programming looks like Posted: 18 May 2019 02:53 PM PDT submitted by /u/wolderado [link] [comments]

Dependency sucks, give me independency. Posted: 18 May 2019 08:27 AM PDT submitted by /u/iTicklemywife [link] [comments]

PHP Posted: 18 May 2019 12:03 AM PDT submitted by /u/Rogocraft [link] [comments]

Is it really a good solution if it doesn't cause an error? Posted: 18 May 2019 08:45 AM PDT submitted by /u/AdamyBoy [link] [comments]

First world problems Posted: 18 May 2019 01:25 PM PDT submitted by /u/SexyFurby [link] [comments]

I’ve got a PHony Pony BASICally made of glue /awkward%20attempt%20at%20funny%20title.html Posted: 18 May 2019 02:19 PM PDT submitted by /u/iTicklemywife [link] [comments]

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